Crazy Booty

The Booty Category:

Crack is wack!

HMMMM...I've seen that booty before..

Damn...if your grill wasn't so busted then maybe...

Star Of the Week: Ms. Fake Booty

MS Fake Booty

Uhm...the lips and boobs look fake...

What the hell?

OMG!!! Did she seriously wear butt pads under a spandex dress?
Yes she did.

Star Of The Week: Sleepy

Here we have our first star of the week: Sleepy

Sleepy is hanging on to her little Coach purse while getting humped with her dress up...Honey I don't think nobody is interested in stealing your Metro Card!!

"Wait I don't think its in all the way...Hold up.."

"OOO I'm so tired. I'm Sleepy...Let me hold on to my Metro Card. I hope my girls will wake me up!"

The Club Diva Is Back!

Yeah..I know...i's been 7 months....are my readers still out there?

Plus as some of you may have realized I have more than one name...

I'm DJ DIVA

also known as

THE MIXTRESS

and THECLUBDIVA

yeah...I'm all of them.....soooooo?

And I'ma rock with all them names....deal with it! Enjoy the pics!

Vivica A Fox's B'day party @ Mars 2112

So your girl Vivica A Fox had a birthday party at Mars 2112...

You can always count on Mars to have the craziest pictures!!!!

Vivica...Viv....Who did your weave?

You need to go back and punch her in the face!

Is this what you're reduced to after messing with 50 Cent?

I sure hope not!

Here you can see a close up of Vivica's naps

these prego chicks won't stay out the club!

Damn...I can't get up!
you know she saying: "OWWWWW That's my shit"
These two need not hang with each other NO MO!
Thirsty ass bitches always trying ta take your juice!
Now why was this happening in the club?

Sweetie...you look a mess...where do I start?

The fake boobs...the nasty stomach...

Halloween was two weeks ago...should have hung out with them nasty bitches!

Tips from the Club Diva #23,#24

Some girls don't think about the limitation clothing puts on their dance moves. You can't just wear anything and put a move! You must think of hygiene and other matters!

Example #1

When a Negro wants to pick you up...you must be careful!

When you have on a busti-ay....you never hang your self upside down!

The photographers will catch you!

Example #2

When you have a skirt...you must beware of ass exposure!

It's possible that she didn't realize what she was doing...

But while dancing you must be mindful of your body...

and your dirty feet!

Tips from the Club Diva

weekend wrapup/ Freak of October/November!

Everybody sing it with me!

She ain't got no money in the bank!

Crazy Dance Moves

Had to hold them shoes huh? Help! Even the photographer got some!

Shorty on the left looks HAPPPY! I don't know why....Dude is can't even buy her a drink!

And what kinda Lean with it bullsh*t????? That wig/headpiece on the right is killing me!

Yall have to stop with these tats...I can just see you at the Walmart! What kinda job u holding with that. My People we have got to do better!

Freak of the Year!

(who knows...somebody may beat her out)

Introducing Ms. October

This almost as bad as that Carl Thomas Ski Party I went to back in the day. Please notice...he's playing with it...NOT EATING IT!

Ms. November is even better

Again I ask...where were her friends while she was losing her mind?

Thanks 7days7nights...and sexyblacktrini!!!