Monday, November 19, 2007

Vivica A Fox's B'day party @ Mars 2112

So your girl Vivica A Fox had a birthday party at Mars 2112...

You can always count on Mars to have the craziest pictures!!!!

Vivica...Viv....Who did your weave?
You need to go back and punch her in the face!

Is this what you're reduced to after messing with 50 Cent?

I sure hope not!


Here you can see a close up of Vivica's naps



these prego chicks won't stay out the club!

Damn...I can't get up!
you know she saying: "OWWWWW That's my shit"
These two need not hang with each other NO MO!
Thirsty ass bitches always trying ta take your juice!
Now why was this happening in the club?

Sweetie...you look a mess...where do I start?

The fake boobs...the nasty stomach...

Halloween was two weeks ago...should have hung out with them nasty bitches!

Thursday, November 15, 2007

Tips from the Club Diva #23,#24

Some girls don't think about the limitation clothing puts on their dance moves. You can't just wear anything and put a move! You must think of hygiene and other matters!

Example #1

When a Negro wants to pick you up...you must be careful!

When you have on a busti-ay....you never hang your self upside down!

The photographers will catch you!





Example #2

When you have a skirt...you must beware of ass exposure!



It's possible that she didn't realize what she was doing...

But while dancing you must be mindful of your body...

and your dirty feet!


Tips from the Club Diva

Monday, November 12, 2007

weekend wrapup/ Freak of October/November!

Everybody sing it with me!
She ain't got no money in the bank!
Crazy Dance Moves

Had to hold them shoes huh? Help! Even the photographer got some!



Shorty on the left looks HAPPPY! I don't know why....Dude is can't even buy her a drink!

And what kinda Lean with it bullsh*t????? That wig/headpiece on the right is killing me!
















Yall have to stop with these tats...I can just see you at the Walmart! What kinda job u holding with that. My People we have got to do better!






Freak of the Year!

(who knows...somebody may beat her out)



Introducing Ms. October



This almost as bad as that Carl Thomas Ski Party I went to back in the day. Please notice...he's playing with it...NOT EATING IT!

Ms. November is even better







Again I ask...where were her friends while she was losing her mind?

Thanks 7days7nights...and sexyblacktrini!!!



Friday, November 2, 2007

Pop that Booty!



I found this over at A Hot Mess and he needs to give my ass some lessons!!!!!

Monday, October 29, 2007

Halloween Horrors and Hookers!


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GOOD LORD...Is that a man or a woman...either way you scared the hell out of me!!!

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Jesus...I don't know what to say...Showing off the droops must be in style....

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Why is the photographer wasting film?

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What the hell costume is that? Confused Hooker?

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What was the point?
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Man you humping on a backbone!

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I get it...his costume is ...he's straight!

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Stanky Cat 1

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Stanky Cat 2

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They just scary...period!

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A pregnant Dorothy....The Lion was the only one who had the courage to hit that!

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Somebody get the pirate a real mask!

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Which one is it...Ho or Angel?

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This shit just looks itchy and nasty! If I were her...I'd be worried about a yeast infection!

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Ain't it cold in NY?

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Naked is not a costume sweetie...

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A cross-eyed Lady bug...I done seen it all!

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Take her ass back to Hell Please!

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She came as Foxy Brown's sister...DROOPY BROWN!

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Fight a fire? She can't even fight HUNGER!!!

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See what I mean about those tats on sagging tits? 4 more years and another kid....That cherry is gonna be where her other cherry was!


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The crackhead came as herself!

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What a drag queen butterfly!!!...you see those lashes? All of her eyelid is gonna come off when she peels off that glue!

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Her costume was just to show the boob!

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Do you only take a bath on Halloween and that's why it's a costume?

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Please take her back to jail!

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Introducing the Angel Hookers! Jesus will be coming back real soon!

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Why must yall always be nekkid? Oh...cause you ain't CUTE!!!

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Afro Bunny does your momma know you out? Did you get your permission slip??

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I do like the Army getup...I hope they don't snatch you and send you off to war!


Thanks 7days7nights!

Halloween part 2 coming soon to scare you!